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Free Jokes SMS Messages Collection 2014

It’s Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That’s Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday Good Morning πŸ™‚ Β =================================================================== Dosti Ko Bhulana Fitrat Nahi Hamari, Aap Se Dur Rehna Majburi Ha Hamari, Jeene Ke Liye Sirf Saans …

Latest Jokes SMS Messages Collection 2014

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata ************************************************************************************ 2 habshi aur aik pakistani …

Latest Collection of Sardar Jokes 2014

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly =============================================================== Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’ …

Funny Pathan Jokes SMS Collection 2014

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun. Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf? Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga. =================================================== Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen? …

Funny Sardar Jokes SMS Collection 2014

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana ======================================================== A girl and Sardar were …