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Why Criminals Leave Their Fingerprint

CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.

Really Smart One

Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me…..

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice… =P 😉

Don Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna

[email protected]
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)

DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. 🙂

How To Undress Women

-=- Ultimate Fact -=-

BARBIE:
Teaching Kids
How To Undress Women
Since 1959…. =P =D

New Meaning Of Sms

nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe’s sHoRt fOrM

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

may ALLAH bless us ;->

Remember Theres A World 0utside

Dear People,

Remember
There’s A World 0utside =P

Sincerely

The Internet … =D

Mian Bivi Apnay Bache Ke Liye Robot Ley Aye

Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay

Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta

§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga

çhataakh!

ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha

çhataakh!

Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?

ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy

Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy

Chatakh!

Two Hundred Thousand Mosquitos Irresistable

Two hundred thousand
mosquitos can’t be wrong…
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I must be irresistable… 🙂

What Is Wife Funny Joke Message

What is wife?

Wife niyaz k langer jesi hoti hy,
“Jis mein chahte huey b koi nuqs nahi nikal sakte”

Aqeedat aur majburi k saath chup chap khaye jao… :-p:DB-)

Masoom Pakistanio Sher 13 Saal Se Bhoooka Tha

“Masoom Pakistanio’n”

Aap Jante Nahi Thay Kia???
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Sher 13 Saal Se Bhooka Tha… ???? ????

 

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