FUNNY SMS FUNNY NEW TEXT SMS MASSAGES 5

Funny SMS Messages latest collection

 

Me To My Maid Kaan Mein Lagane Wali Taar

Me To My Maid:’wo Kaan Mein Lagane Wali Taar Le Aao,
Gaana Sunne Ko’

She: ‘headphones? Abhi Layi’

Height Of Facebook Addiction

Height Of Facebook Addiction :

A Girl decided to marry again,,
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Because pics of her last wedding
didn’t
get enough likes on facebook!

Want To Know Neighbour’s Dark Secrets

 

 

If You Want To Know Your Neighbour’s Deeper Than Dark Secrets
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Hire Their Maid .

Boy I Saw A Dream About You

Boy: I saw a dream about you

Girl: Awww

Boy: You died!

Very Emotional Chat Between 2 Girls

Very Emotional Chat Between 2 Girls:
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Girl 1: Awww
Girl 2: Awww Awww

The Worst Lines I’ve Ever Heard

The worst of all these lines I’ve heard is

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Larki Banho’n Mein Honi Chahiye

Baghal Mein Tou Baal Bhi Hoty Hyn

Earth Become Planet Of The Apps

¤U l T ¡ M a T e¤

With the advent of
SMARTPHONES,
Earth has become the

Planet of the Apps

Change All Passwords To Women

Guys … !!
Change all passwords to ‘Women’
Since

Nobody can seem to figure
them out…

Samsung Note Have A Heating App

The Samsung Note
Should have a heating app
So people can use it to make omelettes…. 😛 😀

Fit No Pocket Ever

Own Business Seems The Hardest Business

In Pakistan,
Minding one’s own business seems to be the hardest business
Specially for
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¤ Paros Wali Aunties

 

 

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