Funny SMS Messages latest collection


Wonderful Confession By A Girl In A Group & Amazing Reply

Wonderful confession by a girl in a group & amazing reply she got

She: Im in love with a boy who is far away from me,
Im in Asia and he lives in Europe

We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through viber..

I need blessings and good wishes of you all !!

Guy besides her said: Now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids
toh unko OLX pe bech de

Girls Address Their Boyfriends Jaanu

Girls who address their boyfriends
as ‘Jaanu’, are the same girls,
Who ask for a ‘Pipe’
instead of ‘straw’ with their drinks…

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

My Car Seems To Make A Screaming Noise

I’m Not A Mechanic So
I Dont Know Why,
But My Car Seems To Make A Screaming Noise
Whenever I Run Over People



Difficult Part Going For Shopping With Girl

The Most Difficult Part Of
Going With A Girl For Her
Shopping Is Answering
“Ye Batao In Me Se Sab Se
Acha Kaun Sa Lag Raha Hai?”
This Is Usually Followed By
“Kyun Wo Wala Kyu Nahi?

Girls Work Hard To Get Better Grades

Girls work hard to get better grades
So that
Later after graduation,
They can get a good
Salary package.
Every month.
From their husbands…

A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl

A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-

“Kya Tum
Chita Ko
Lagane Ka

Even Google Cant Find Who Performing Worst

Even Google cant find who is performing worst right now-
1) Our Govt
2) Our Police
3) Our Cricket Team

McGolgappe At McDonalds

What Girls Wants:
McGolgappe at McDonalds

Committed Relationship VS Being In The Hospital

Love how the Pakistani term
for being in a committed relationship
Being in the hospital is same.

“Wo serious hy” .

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