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Mere Azeez Dosto

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Mere Azeez Dosto  .
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1 Message karo ta k manu pata lag jaye k kon kon Hosh wich a.

A Barber cut the hair of a

In England…
A Barber cut the hair of a soldier n refusd to take money & said: You fight 4 the people, I wont take money.
Next day he found some flowrs & sweets outside his shop.
Then a Doctor came
Barbr didn’t take money & said: You help ill people, I wont take money
Next day he found an expensive clothing outside!
Then a Pakstani came,
Barbr didn’t take m0ney & said: u are our visitor,
I wont take m0ney.
Next day There were 50 Pakistanis outside :-P 😀

How wish Ramadan by a Programmer

How wish Ramadan by a Programmer
#include<iostream.h>
#include<conio.h>
Void main ( )
{
Cout<<”Happy 1st SehRi 0f Ramadan”<<endl;
Cout<<”Remember me in ur prayers”<<endl;
Getche( )
}
RuN sucessful
Out puT
Happy 1st SehRi 0f Ramadan
Remember me in ur prayers :)

Lo meri dukh bhari kahani

Lo meri dukh bhari kahani parho
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Dekha..
Koi b mera dukh nahi samjh sakta…!  ok good night

where is my birthday gift

Girl: where is my birthday gift?

Boy: Woh dekho road pay red color ki car hai na..?
Girl Khushi se: Wow…..

Boy : Same uci color ki nail polish laya hon tery liay…
;-) :P

Boy to Girl Before Exams

Boy to Girl Before Exams
Boy: Wish you best of luck
Girl: Thanks you too best of luck

After exams:
Girl got 80% marks
Boy fail..

Moral: Boys always wish with true heart…. :p

My Kaka is ill ek week da

1 punjabi aurat English men doctor ko apny bachy ki Bemari ka bta rahi thi

My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da,kuj karoo gareeb da. ;-) :-p

Google replied Banday da putar

Pappu ki Maa: “Pappu meri juti lab day. ”
Smart Pappu after 5 min .
open google.com and typed
“www.maa di khabbay pair di juti.com
Google replied: “Banday da putar ban…
Ae intarnet ae…. Teri maa da Verha nai….

Under black clothes fire burns

Under black clothes fire burns of love
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Samajh ayi . . . ?
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Nai na . . . ?
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Kuch parhya honda te samajh andi  naaa . .
Master no nan tikki khawa k pas hon walyo aye likhya a
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Kali kurti de thallay agg ishqe di ballay.
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Larki Aur Larky mein

Teacher: Larki Aur Larky mein kya farq hai ?
Chintu : Larki 1 sal mein 1 hi bache ki Maa ban sakti hai
But
Larka 1 sal mein 365 bachon ka Baap ban sakta hai..;-)

Kya main kbhi tumharay khwab

Bivi apne shohar se: Kya main kbhi tumharay khwab me aai hoon?”

Shohar: Kbhi nhi

Bivi: Keun?

Shohar: Q k main ‘Ayatul Kursi’ parrh k sota hoon…

Janwaro k nam batao jo pani

Teacher to Pathan: Janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte hain?
Pathan: “Fish”
Teacher:”Good good Or Btao”
Pathan:”Fish di Maa, Pio, Pen tay Praa:-D”

Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo

1 Chor, Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabar mein lait gya,

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar par Matti dalna bhool gaye,

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di,

Chor bola?
“Bachao!
“Bachao!
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Pathan:
“Oh  Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo “AZAAB” shuru ho gaya ha :)

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