Latest Funny SMS Jokes Collection 2014

Now days SMS messaging is the Most important part of our lives. People send SMS messages to their Friends, Family and Love ones. SMS is the easiest way to express your feelings. Now we have a Beautiful and famous collection of Comedy sms messages. Share your joy full moments with your friends and send them these funny sms message for free with best wishes.

Lovely Funny SMS Jokes for Mobile friends

Latest Funny SMS Jokes Collection 2014

Santa Khudkushi Par Speech
De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai
Zulm Hai Gunah Hai
Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai
Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai,
Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

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After getting the friend request on
facebook
from an unknown guy.
.
Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did you
send me a
request?
.
(here is awesome reply from the guy)
.
.
Boy : Well facebook suggests me to
add you
again and again…
and
I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!!

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara
Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa: Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai.

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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke











Bahut speed me neche aaye ho..
pehle ek ko to handle kar lo.

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai

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