Newest Funny SMS in Hindi,Urdu and English

Newest Funny SMS in Hindi,Urdu and English

 

Newest Funny SMS in Hindi,Urdu and English

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

 

 

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

 

 

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO

Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

 

 

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

 

 

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

 

 

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

 

 

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo “mun mai pani aana”
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

 

 

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

 

 

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.

Boss : apna naam likho

Sardar : %$*[email protected](*^&%

Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?

Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

 

 

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

 

 

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))

 

 

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

 

 

 

Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.

Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.

Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.

Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.

 

 

 

 

Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari

Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari

Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye

Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. 🙂

 

 

 

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.

 

 

 

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

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