Latest Best Friend Funny Quotes 2020

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Latest Best Friend Funny Quotes 2020

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

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Funny Friendship Quotes 2020

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

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Latest Best Friend Funny Quotes 2020

Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai
“D_G”
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QK
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Mere Msg
Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
>)(<
_//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
Na KRna….=D B|

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 Very latest sms
Son:mom,u lied to me:(
Mom:wen my son?:-/
Son: u said my younger br0ther is a small angel?:>
Mom:yes, he is:)

Son:so y he dint fly wen i threw him frm balcny?

Mom:Tera bera ghrak ho kamine kaha pheka use… 😀 :p

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 Very very latest sms Best Friend Funny Quotes
um hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum, Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum, Tum mera Bsln, Airtel aur Tata Indicom, Tum ho mera Mms Tum hi Sms, Tum mera Dil ki Network Coverage!!B – See more at: https://sms.chattk.com/funny-sms/#sthash.qzSRMuMG.dpuf

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101) Mere “SMS” ko tere mobile me panah mil jae, Agr aisa na ho paye to tera mobile fanah ho jaye….

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102) Miss: Jis bache ne Sabaq Thora yad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kre. Jisne Pura yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe. 1 Bacha: Miss Jaldi se Kapre Utaaro Mujhe Puri Kitaab yad hay.

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103) Macchar maarne ka Jadeed or aasan tariqa, Cheeni or laal mirch ka mixture macchar ko de, Mixture khate hi wo Pani ki talash me niklega, Jese hi wo water tank k paas jaye use Dhaka dedo. Wo bheeg jayega or khud ko Dry krne k liye aag k paas jayega. Usi wqt aap aag me bomb phenk dein. Wo buri tarhan zakhmi ho k Hospital me Admit ho jayega. Wahan aap Simply uska Oxyden mask Utaar dein. Macchar mar jaye ga.

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104) Mareez Nurse se: Pani pilado. Nurse: Kya pyaas lgi hay. Mareez: (Ghusse se) nahi Gala check krna hay kahi se Leek to nahi.

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Urdu Funny Shayari 2020

105) “Medical Poem” Chalo Faraz ab mosam ka maza chakhain, Tamam dawain bachon ki pohanch se door rakhen, Faraz kia ma Milan ki ab Justju kare, Tabiat ziada kharab ho to Doctor se Rujoo karein,Hamari chahat ka kuch to kheyal kare, Dawai achi tara hila kr istemaal kare, Dil mera doob giya Jab uski Uthi doli Subah shaam khane k baad aik goli, Wo to ishq karne pe razamand hay, Jumme k wqt clinic band hay.

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106) Musibat me ho to kabhi ye na socho k kon sa dost kam aye ga…..Balkay…….. Ye socho k …… Ab dost konsi “Film” chlaye ga………

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107) “Neend or susti hmari bohat bari dushman hai” (Allama Iqbal). “Hamin apne dushman se b pyar krna chahiye” ( Quaid-e-Azam). “Dasso hun banda kidi Mannay…

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Best Friend Funny Quotes 2020

108) Newton’s “First Law of Kamina Pan” Every Kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl.This force is called be-ezzati which is directly proptional to sharmindagi, But beghairati remains constant.

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109) Old Man School k Principal se: Zara Papu ko Bula do. Pricipal : Ap kon ? Old man: Main us ka Dada. Pricipal: Woh Chuti le kr aap k Janaze me gya hay.

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110) Obama or Zardari jahaz me ja rahe the Obama bila “Agr ma yahan par 1 caror dollar giraon to 1 caror log mujhe duae deingi. Zardari bola: “Agr ma sirf sadart chor dun to 18 caror log muje Dua deinge. Jahaz ka captain “Faraz” bola agr ma tm dono ko gira dun to puri duniya mujhe kitni duaye de gi.

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111) Pathan bandoq le kr Machli ka shikar karne Jungle main gya…………… Chor yaar tu b pathan nikla Joke to oper hi khatm ho gaya tha.

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112) Purana Loya waich, Teen Daba waich, Sukiyan Rotiya waich, Plastic diya Jutiyan waich, Radi ktaba waich ay sb kuj waich k Balance pwa k menu Change change Msg paij.

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113) Pathan ne Makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha “Urr ja” wo nahi uri to Pathan ne kaha. Tajarbay se sabit hua k agr Makhi k dono par kaat diye jaye wo sun nahi sakti.

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114) Phir kahin Door se ik bar sada do mujhko, Meri Tanhai ka Ehsaas Dila do mujhko, Tum to chand ho Tumhein meri zarurat kya Main to payasa hun, 7up hi pila do mujhko.

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115) Pathan 1 Ghar Chori krne gya Locker pe likha tha Locker ko torne ki zrurat nahi hay, 444# Lagao aur samne wale laal button ko dabao Tijori Khul jaye gi, Jaise hi Button dabaya Alarm Baja aur Police aa gai, Jate wqt Pathan Malik se bola: Khuda ka Qasam Aj Insaniyat se Aitbar uth gaya.

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116) 5 pathan aur 1 Helicopter ki Rasi se latke huwe the, pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hay 1 Fard ko koodna hoga, ye sun kr Punjabi ne kaha k rasi ko chorne ki Qurbani me deta hun, ye sun kr sare pathan taaliyan Bajane Lge, Aur Load kam ho gaya.

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117) Pathan Khud khushi par Taqreer kr raha tha. Khudkhushi haram hay Zulam hay Gunah hy Buzdili hay Pagalpun hay. Iss se behtr hy k insaan apne aap ko Goli mar le.

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New Best Friend Funny Quotes 2020

118) Pathan Larki se: Mere Dil me aa jao, Girl (Ghusse se) “Chapal” utarun kiya? Pathan: Pagli aisy hi aa jao Dil hay koi Masjid to nahi hay.

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119) Pathan Dozakh se nikla Chupky se janat me Ghusa Farishte ne pakr k bht mara. Pathan: Mat maro hum jannati hay Dozakh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswaar dene gaya tha.

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120) Pathan ki 2 Biwian lar pari. Aik boli aj Suday hay Dosri boli nahi aj Monday hay, Pathan tang aa k bola, Main kya pagal hun jo Jumma parh k aaya hun.

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