Free Funny Joke SMS Messages Collection 2020

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Free Funny Joke SMS Messages 2020

It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That’s Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning 🙂

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Dosti Ko Bhulana Fitrat Nahi Hamari,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Majburi Ha Hamari,
Jeene Ke Liye Sirf Saans Kafi Nahi,
Apka Hona Bhi Zarurat Hain Hamari..
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1 bacha ghar se maar kha k ghuse me School ja raha tha raste me kisi ne poocha beta Prhty ho? Lrka: Nhi school walo ki behn ka rishta lene ja raha hun.
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2) 1 Lrka 1 Lrki ko Window se ishara kr k bola, “Jhalk Dikhla ja Jhalak Dikhla ja”, Larki Chapal Utar k boli “Ek bar aja aja aja ajaaaaaa”.

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3) 1st Friend: Meri Begum ne novel “2 Dost” parha or Hamare Jurwa Bache huwe, 2nd Friend: Meri Begum ne novel “3 Jugnoo” prha or yak wqt 3 bacho ko janam diya, Ye sab sun kar 3rd Frnd apne ghar ki Tarf bhaga Dost ne pucha kahan ja rehe ho Wo Bola: Apni Begum ko rokne wo “Ali Baba 40 chor” parh rahi hay.

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4) 1 Sardar apni Kameez utaar k bahir Gali me khara tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur bola: Sardar G ap ka Jism bht khoobsurat hay. Sardar: O yar ay jism te kuj V nai andar ja k apni Bhabi da wekh.

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1 Nusri Class ka Bacha bola, Teacher ma apko kesa lgta hun, Teacher: So Sweet. Bacha apne Friend se Bola: Dekha ma ne kaha tha na Sali Marti hay mujh per.

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5) 1 Khusray ki Death ho gai, Qabar me Farishtay aye aur kaha k utho Hisab do, Khusra tali martay huway bola: Wah ji wah,… Sano dita ki c jera Hisab len aa gaye o.

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6) 1 Fouji ko sharat lagane ka bht Shoq tha Major ne ussy Bulaya or shart lagane se mna kya. Foji: Sir Aakhiri Shart. Aapko Bawaseer hay. Major: Ma shart lagata hun k nhi hay. Foji: Ma Ungli Daal k Dekhonga. Major Khush ho gya. 5000/- ki Shart lag gai. Foji ne Ungli di, Darwaaze khula or sare Staff ne andar jhanka aur Rone lagy. Major Pent Pehan kr Bahir gya Pucha kya hua? Staff: Ye Humse 50,000 ki Shart lga k gya tha k Major ki Gand me Ungli dega.

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7) 1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail Bnaon ga aur Chirya ko maro ga”. 1 Din usko paglon k Doctor k paas le gye aur uska Elaaj ho gya. Dr: Ab kya kro gay? Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri Dhondon ga. Ghar Basaon ga. Dr: V Nice Phir kya kro gay. Pagal: Bachon ko Achay School bhejon ga. Un k Birthday Mnaoun ga. Nekar aur Shirt Gift ayenge. Dr: Gud Gud. Phir. Pagal: Un ki Nekar se lastic nikalon ga . Phir “Gulail bnoun ga Aur Chiryo ko maron ga”.

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8) 1 Murgi markeet gai, or Kaha 1 Anda dena Salesman: Tm anda khud kio ni deti. Mughi: Mera husbend kehta hay k Darling 7 Rupay k lye apni Figur kharaab mt kro.

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9) 1 Sardar Fouj me Bharti huwa 2 din bad Jung lag gai, Sardar ki Topi par goli lgi Sardar ne Hathyaar phaink diya aur Chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye Ishara hi kaafi hay.

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10) 1 Murgi ne 3 Anday diye to murgi ne khuda se dua mangi k ya Allah mujhe naik olaad dena. Pehla anda phuta to deikha bacha Nimaz pr rha hay. 2sra anda phuta to dekha k bacha Tasbih kr rha hay.3sra phuta hi nahi wo andar se bola Ammi ma Aitkaaf pe betha hun.

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51) BV ko thapar mar kr Husbend bola, Admi use hi marta hay jise wo pyar krta hay, Wife ne 2 thapar mre or boli aap kya samjhte hain me ap se pyar nahi krti.

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52) Biwi: Suniye G, apka Dost aik pagal Larki se shadi kar rha hai, Aap use rokte Kiyo nhi, Hasband: Main kio rokon. Us kaminey ne muje roka tha kya ?

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53) Chota Sardar: Amma rat nu ma Bathroom da darwaza kholiya te light Aapi jal gai, Amma: Way kanjra tu fer Frij wich Mootar kr dita Ay.

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54) Chuha Hati se: Yar 2 Din k leye apni BV ka Braizer dena. Hati: Hahahahaha Apni wife ko pehnao gay. Chuha: Nahi Beti ki shadi hay Tent lagana hay Ladies aur Gents alag alag.

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55) Dil k mehman bn jao Ankhon ka Armaan ban jao. Hooton ki Muskaan ban jao oh tm ho I am very sorry yaar tm to bas Insaan ban jao.

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56) Devdas k Babu ne kaha ghar chor do, Us ki Maa ne kaha paaro ko chor do, Paro ne kaha daaru chor do, Lekin tujhe kis kanjar ne kaha k “SMS” krna chor do.

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57) Dulha Asks to Dulhan Tumhara Shadi se pehle Koi Boy Friend tha,Dulhan Silent. Dulha Chila k main is khamoshi ko kya samju, Dulhan: Toba ha Gin to rahi hun.

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58) Dad: Beta shadi k din Larki wale scotor de to car mang lena. Computer de to Laptop mang lena. Son: Dad Larki de to uski Maa mang lun.

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59) 2 Nalaik Exam k bad. 1st : Ye Paper konsa tha? 2nd : Maths ka. 1st : Mtlb tu paper kr k aya hay. 2nd : Nai yaar 7 wali Larki k pas calculator dekha tha.

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60) 2 Sardar jungle me samne se shair aa gya aik ne Mitti uthai aur shair ki aankho me daal k baagne ga Dosra wahan khra raha: First: nas v 2nd: Ma Q nasa mitti te tu pai ay.

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61) English Countries me jab barish hoti hay to awaaz aati hay what a romantic weather. Hamre han barish hoti hay to awaaz aati hay utho beghairto Manjiyan andar krlo.

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62) Education related songs. “College”. Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kam ki nahi.. “Tution”.Idhar chala main udher chala jane kaha ma kidhar chala…..”Maths”. Ajib dastan hai ye kahan Shuru kaha khatam. “Science”. Aa khushi se khudkhushi krle. “Exam”. Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen. “Result”. Dhak dhak krne lga oh mora jiya darne lga. “Pass”. Aj main upper asman hai neeche aj main aage zamana hia peche. “Fail”. Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage…

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63) Ek Marasi ne choudry ki beti ka rishta manga. Choudry ne Marasi ko khoob mara. Maar kha k Marasi utha kapre jhar kr bola fer ma Inkaar e samjha.

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64) English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 years. But he never used Glasses. Sardar: I know some people Drink Directly From Tooti…………

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65) Fakeer: Allah k nam par kuch de do? Sheikh : 100 rupey dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey hein tumare pas? Fakeer khush ho kar G, Hain Sheikh pehle wo to kharch lo..

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Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa: Ok
.
.
Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
‘Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga’

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna
K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle
Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche
Sir G,
r u sure
Bhejna hai
Ki Sending Fail kariye
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Sardar: Maine Apne Bete Ka
Naam America Rakha Hai.
Dost: Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Main Duniya Ko
Batana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun…!

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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

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