Free Jokes SMS Messages Collection 2014

Free Jokes SMS Messages Collection 2014

It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That’s Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning 🙂

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Dosti Ko Bhulana Fitrat Nahi Hamari,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Majburi Ha Hamari,
Jeene Ke Liye Sirf Saans Kafi Nahi,
Apka Hona Bhi Zarurat Hain Hamari..
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Santa Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Santa: Ok
.
.
Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
‘Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga’

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna
K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle
Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche
Sir G,
r u sure
Bhejna hai
Ki Sending Fail kariye
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Sardar: Maine Apne Bete Ka
Naam America Rakha Hai.
Dost: Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Main Duniya Ko
Batana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun…!

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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

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