Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu SMS 2020

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Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu SMS 2020Papu ne makan kraye par dia, Krayadar: Aap k ghar me jga jga chooche nachte phirte hain, Papu: Te hor saleya 1100/- wich “Nargis” aa k naache gi.

Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu SMS 2020

Qasam hai tujhe meri moat k bad meri Qabar p mat ana, Dost suna hy tm Qabaron se agarbatiyan churatay ho…

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1Question: 1 Bakra India or Pakistan k border pe khara hay, Pani India se pita hay or Ghaas Pakistan se khata hya, Doodh pe kis Mulk ka haq hay Rply fast jaldi btaye, Ans: Bkra doodh nahi deta bakri deti hay.

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Question: Gurbat ki had kya hy? Answer: Jab 1 larki date pr 6 rupe ka samosa khany ko maan Jaye……… or apke paas sirf 5 rupe hon…………..

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Subha Utho close up kro phr naha k Meri photo rakh k Apne dono hath jor kr zor zor sey gao, “Tujhe bhool jana jana mumkin nahi tu yad na aye aisa koi din nhi.”

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Sardar ki BV us k Driver k 7 bhaag gai, Logon ne pucha Sardar hun ki kro ge. Sardar: Krna ki ay hun Gadi aap chalaawan ge.

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Sardar pizza lene ek Bakery pe gya. Bakery wala. “Sir Pizza k 4 piece krne hain ya 8 “. Sardar: 4 kr deo pta nai 8 khade v jande ne k nai.

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Sheikh k bete ka accident ho gya Doctor: Ap k bete ki dono tangen katni paregi, Sheikh ne sir pakar lia, Dr: Kia hua Sheikh: Kal hi begherat ko nai chapal dilai thi.

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Sardar Betay k 7 Jangal me gaya, Wapsi pr wo Rasta bhol gaya, aur Gussay se apne Betay ko Marne laga aur Bola “Main te Raah bhul gaya waan Tu te Ghar ja”.

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Sardar Driving on the Wrong Side of Road & He became upset & Said Shit Aaj phir late ho gya Saare log wapis jaa rahe hay.

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Sardar: Ma tere 64 de 64 Dand (Teeth) tor dyan ga, Paas khara ek Admi bola Sardar G dant to 32 hote hay. Sardar: Menu pta C tu wich zaror bole gat ere v mila k dase ne.

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Student: University k Toilet me gya, Jab andar ja k betha to samne likha tha “Itna zoor Taleem pe dete to Engineer ban gye hote.

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Sardar in Coffee shop with Wife. Sardar: Jaldi P Coffee Thnadi ho jaye gi, Wife: Fer ki hoye ga. Sardar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh. Hot Coffee Rs.15. Cold Coffee Rs.45.

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Sheikh: Mri BV bht Fazool kharch hey JB se shadi hui hay roz 100, 200 mangti hay,Dost: wo in Paison ka kia krti hay, Sheikh:Kya pta mane kbi diye hi nahi.

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Sardar: Raati Film de wich ek Churail kadi mere agay phirdi, Kadi mere pichay tay kadi mere Nal Bendi C. Wife: Keri Film C? Sardar: Apne Viyah Di.

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Sardar ki Biwi: Tum se acha to ye murga hai jo hr 5 mint bad murgi pe charh jata hai, Sardar ghuse se utha or pane ki balti bhar k murgha pe gira di, Murga geela hone k bd sakon se jaa k kone mai baith gaya, Sardar biwi se: Vekhya charhna okha nai nahana okha ay.

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Shohar aur BV me baat cheet band thi, 1 Subha shohar ko jaldi jana tha usne raat ko kaghaz pay likha: Mujhe subha 5 baje utha dena or kaghaz BV k Takiye k pas rakh diya, Subha 8 baje utha to dekha to us k upar bht se kaghz parey thay aur sab par likha tha “Uth Jaiye 5 baj gaye”, Plz uthiye 5 baj gaye.

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Sheikh ne apni BV ka 15 Rupe sadqa utara or us 15 rupe me 85 daal k card load kara liya, BV: ye kya hay, Sheikh: sadqa Zardari ko chala gya Balnce mre pas aa gya.

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Sardar: Jaldi 1 Glass Juice Do Larai hone wali hay, 1 glass p ne k bad. 1 Glass ro de Larai hone wali hay, Juice wala: Larai kab hogi? Sardar: Jab tu Paise mangey ga.

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Son to Sardar: Abba 5+5 kine hunde ne? Sardar: Ullu da patha nalaiq, Begairt, khota, Teno kuj nai anda. Ja andaron Calculator leya.

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Sikh student: Miss kya raat ko ap mjhe call kr rahi thi. Miss: Nai Sikh: Kamal hay subha mere Mobile pe likha tha “Miss Call”.

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Sufi Banaspti: Jo naam hay Aitmaad ka Beti ko cooking ka shoq hua, Mamma le aai “Sufi” sufi pe aitmaad jo tha, Subha uthi to na beti thin a sufi After 3 years. Waps aai to 7 Habib or sultaan b the, Hay na sufi ka kmaal.

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Sardar ne 1 Toota pala or usko Mirchein khilata gya 1 Mah k bad Sardar ne tote se pucha. “Mian Mithu Churi khani ay”. Tota: Q khote deya mircha muk giyan.

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Sardar 1st time Jahaz pe betha jese e jahaz ka agla tire upper utha to sardar pilot ko marne lga or bola me pehle e dra hua hun or tu Wheeling kr rha hay.

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Sardar : Nothing da ki Mtlb ay? Teacher: Kuch nahi. Sardar : Enj nai ho sakda Jidon Lafz bnaya a te kuj te mtlb hoye ga.

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16 se 20 saal ki Larki “Footbal” ki tarha hoti hai, 1 k peeche 22 log hote hain, 21 se 30 ki Larki “Cricket” ki baal ki tarha hoti hai, 1 k hath ati hai baqi tallian bajate hain, 30 se 40 saal tak ki larki to hoti nahi, Aunty hoti hai, Jo “Table Tensis” ki ball ki tarha hoti hai, 1 kehta hai tu rakh Doosra kehta hai tu rakh…

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Sardar: Yar kal aba ne bohat mara…….. 2nd Sardar: kyun? 1st Sardar: Pta nahi ma ny to bs itna pocha tha……… “Kaminey” film dekhney chalen?…

Diamond Ki Ring Gift Ki

Larka Apny Dost Say: Yaar mainy kal apni lover ko, apni behan ki diamond ki ring gift krdi….

Dost Thappar Marty Hoay: Kaminy itni mehangi khareedi thi mainy.. :@

Beta 5 k Baad Kya Aata ha?

Mom: Beta 5 k Baad kya aata ha?

Beta: 6

Mom: Good mera beta parny lg gya ha, acha 7, 8 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: 9, 10

Mom: Wao good beta shabash or 10 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: GOLA,,, BEGI,,,,,,, BADSHAH,,, YAKKA………

Mom: Lakh di v lanat ee tery tay,,,, Taash hi khelda rai…

Mohabat na chali Dokan chal pari

Deedar ki khatir us k mohaly me load ki shop khOol Li

Roz 1 Naya shaks us k No pay 100 ka load krwa jata

Mohabat na chali

Dokan chal pari

(~_~)N0o M0oRe L0vE PLz (“_”)

Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai

Hum ne tanhai mai b sirf tum ko chaha hai…

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Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai.

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ship ship ship ship… Tinnnn.;-)

Tum kon c cream lagati ho

Larrka: Tum kon c cream lagati ho..?

Larrki khush ho k: Koi bhi nahi

Larrka: To lagaya karo na tumhein dekh k darr jata hun.

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’

Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh

‘PIYO Di MAAR’  :D:D:D:D

Yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

1 yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

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Pakistan bhar ki Auraton ka aitemaad ARIEL par Q hai, apne apne husband pr q nhi???

Me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho

BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho

0r tm kia krti ho

GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

O Teri kher:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

Larki ne boy frnd ko fone kia

to

us k bhanjay ne fone uthaya

larki ne kha

beta uncle ko fone do

bachay ne naam pocha

larki:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

jawab mai bachay ne jo kha

usay sun k

larki behosh hogi Continue reading this…

Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai

*Aaj ki boht pyari baat*

Kabi b Ye na socho k har guzarta din maut ki taraf jata hai…

Bal K ye socho K

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Hr guzarta din. Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai…

^ (‘,’)> O teri kher

<| | ye to mene

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dedicated 2 all kunwarey boys & girls

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

“Faraz…

Jab

Raat k 4 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha?

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“Aap ka Matlooba Number

Doosri Line par Masroof

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Hr

lallu panju k pas mobil ho

kash aj wo zinda hota to

ap k hath me mobile dekh kr kitna khush hota.

allah di qasmy

/(‘.’)\meri v enj e

) ( beizti hoi c

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tusi v frwd kr k apna kaleja thanda kr lo.

Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera

Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai

Aur

Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai

Theek isi tarha,
Dekh laina,
Aik din

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Tery ko KUTTA kaatay ga

Market me new hai penk de..

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Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny

Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny is Hussan Py

“Do§t”

Meri Nazr Se Dekh Khud ko

Steel Di Tooti Warga Mun Ae Tera.

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Jano mery dill me ajaoo

Larka: Jano mery dill me ajaoo…

Girl: Chappal Otaron kya?? :@

Lrka: Nai jano fiker nai kro aisay hi ajao apna hi hia…  ;P

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay package apne un Jazz sarfeen k liye jinhon ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhn ki,
so Abhi Warid ka Rs100 ka card charge kren or Zong se sab keh dein
Mazeed malumat k liye apne PTCL se
0900-78601
Dial kren
Qk jahan khuwab wahan HBL…

” ..GARMI.. ” ne tou sab logo ko pagal kar dia hai shukar hai k main theek hon…

Nawaaz Shareef ka Totka

Pyari Awaam….

Agr ap mobile balance pay tax se bachna chahty ho to…..

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Bachion say baten krna chor doo… Na balance krwana pary ga, Na tax lgy ga

Nawaaz shareef ka New Budget k bad ka Totka

Duna Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

Dunya ka Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

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Woh jo Apni girl friend ka iklota boy friend hai ..  ;-P

Pathan 2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha

Pathan  2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha,
B.V: Aj  2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
Pathan:  Dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2no sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hon,
kuch din baad pathan  1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Pathan:Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di Hai.
usky Hisy ki pi raha hon…:-P

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy naam rakha

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy
naam rakha
Hsrt khan,
Hrkt Khan,
Brkt Khan,
Phr 3 Or Hoy Naam rkha,
Drya khan,
Samndr khan,
Sailab khan,
Phr Or 3 Hoy Nam rkha,
Himat khan,
Hosla khan,
Jurat khan,
Phr 2 Or Hoy
Bv ne nam rkha
Bs-kr Khan
Rehm kr Khan.

Oay laka bachi dekh kitna

Dost to Pathan: Oay laka bachi dekh kitna kamal ka hai….

Pathan: O jaa yara yeh b koi bachi hia….? tu meri behan ko dekh icko bhool jaey ga..

Girl to her Blind Boy Friend

Girl to her Blind Bf:”Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu…
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Boy:”itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
. Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi..:p  :O

Ringtone per naach rai thi

Boy: Cal rcv kyun nai ki?
Girl: Wo main…
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Ringtone per naach rai thi…!

ALLAH Kisi Ko Mobile De

Ek
PYARI
SI
DUA
ONLY
FOR
YOU
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ALLAH Kisi Ko
Mobile De To
Kam Se Kam
2, 4 SmS Karny
Ka Hosla
Bhi De
=AaMeEn =

Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai

Chota Bacha: Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai….?

Aunty: Beta icme mera bacha hai..

Chota Bacha: To motti churail kahi ki bacha khaya q tha?? :-@

Moral: Bachy Gair Seyasi HOty hain..

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