Funny Jokes Urdu / Hindi SMS Collection

Funny Jokes Urdu - Hindi SMS Collection

Jokes of Pathan 

 Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai Khan’s Wife: Ek Phone Kar Loon?

Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin Main Chali Gai Hai…

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Urdu Funny Jokes SMS

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

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Sardar Funny Jokes

Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
“SAME AS ABOVE”

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Pathan Funny Urdu Jokes

Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

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Urdu Jokes Poetry SMS

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
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Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
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_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

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Funny Urdu / Hindi SMS

Dil Or Duniya Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai,
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K
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Is Duniya Mein Bahut Log Rehte Hain,
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Or
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Is
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Dil
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Mein Sirf
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Aap
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Ki

“Bhabi G” Rehti Hai…

Har Jagha Khud Ko Mat Gusaya Karo OK…

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