Funny Sardar Jokes SMS Collection 2020

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Sardar Funny Punjabi SMS

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

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A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

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21) 1 pathan Qabristan me Bike le kr chala gya aur bola, A mere khuda me ne pehli mrtba aisi sark dekhi jahan itne zyada Jump hain.

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22) 1 Pathan apne Kaandhay pe “Tota” bitha kr ja rha tha, Raste me 1 admi ne rok kr pucha, Bhai ye konsa Janwar hay, “Tota” Bola Pathan hay sala.

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23) 1 Lady apne husband ki Qabar par bethi ro rhi thi or Qabar ko pankhey se huwa de rehi thi, Kisi ne kaha itni mohabat, To jawab mila k marne se pehly keh gaye thay k meri qabar ki mitti khushak hone se pehly shadi na krna, pta nai kon kambakhat roz qabar par pani dal jata hay………………

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24) Agr Computer windows Punjabi me hoti to, Send : Sutto, Download : Thale lao, Delete : Mitti pao, Run : Naso, Search : Labo, Alt cntrl Del : Syapa e mukao.

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25) A Dog fell in Love with a Cat But Dog’s Parents Refused cat Gues Why? The gave a solid reason, Larki Mucho wali hay.

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26) Aj te yar sakoon nai aya, Menu tera fone nai aya, Eni ki be Parwai Teri koi miss call nai aai, Tu dil apna Kithe laya, Menu tera fone nai aya, J nai Balance te ethun klaan, Fer kraan gay 2vei gllaan, Kehde lai a maal kmaya, Menu tera fone nai aya, J dil kidhray la betha ain, meri yad bhula betha ain, Mere gal wich pa de phaya, Menu tera fone nai aya, Aj Dehaari okhi langi, Na e Surma Na e Kanghi, Zulfaan nu mein Tail nai laya Menu tera fone nai aya.

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27) Ajeeb c Halat hy tere jane k bad, Mjhe Bhuk hi nhi Lagti Khane k bad, Mere pass 2 hi Samosy thy jo mane kha liye Fraz, 1 tere ane se pehle 1 tere jane k bad.

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28) Aap ki yaad mere dil me kuch is tarah se bas Gai,……….. Jaise chotay se Rikshay me Moti C Aunti phians gai.

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29) 1 Sardar 2sre Sardar se: Yaar tm ne ani Bv ko Talaq Q di, Dosra Sardar: Shadi mere naal kiti c te bacha Bhagwan ko mang di c.

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30) Ab na to rhi koi Sajni, Aur na hi hay koi Ghajni, Ab to Paper ane wale hain yaaro Lazimi hay ham sb ki wajni.

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Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y English u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

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