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Diamond Ki Ring Gift Ki

Larka Apny Dost Say: Yaar mainy kal apni lover ko, apni behan ki diamond ki ring gift krdi….

Dost Thappar Marty Hoay: Kaminy itni mehangi khareedi thi mainy.. :@

Beta 5 k Baad Kya Aata ha?

Mom: Beta 5 k Baad kya aata ha?

Beta: 6

Mom: Good mera beta parny lg gya ha, acha 7, 8 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: 9, 10

Mom: Wao good beta shabash or 10 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: GOLA,,, BEGI,,,,,,, BADSHAH,,, YAKKA………

Mom: Lakh di v lanat ee tery tay,,,, Taash hi khelda rai…

Mohabat na chali Dokan chal pari

Deedar ki khatir us k mohaly me load ki shop khOol Li

Roz 1 Naya shaks us k No pay 100 ka load krwa jata

Mohabat na chali

Dokan chal pari

(~_~)N0o M0oRe L0vE PLz (“_”)

Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai

Hum ne tanhai mai b sirf tum ko chaha hai…

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Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai.

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ship ship ship ship… Tinnnn.;-)

Tum kon c cream lagati ho

Larrka: Tum kon c cream lagati ho..?

Larrki khush ho k: Koi bhi nahi

Larrka: To lagaya karo na tumhein dekh k darr jata hun. :-P

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’

Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh

‘PIYO Di MAAR’ :D :D:D:D:D

Yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

1 yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

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Pakistan bhar ki Auraton ka aitemaad ARIEL par Q hai, apne apne husband pr q nhi??? :-P

Me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho

BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho

0r tm kia krti ho

GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon :)

O Teri kher:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

Larki ne boy frnd ko fone kia

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us k bhanjay ne fone uthaya

larki ne kha

beta uncle ko fone do

bachay ne naam pocha

larki:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

jawab mai bachay ne jo kha

usay sun k

larki behosh hogi Continue reading this…

Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai

*Aaj ki boht pyari baat*

Kabi b Ye na socho k har guzarta din maut ki taraf jata hai…

Bal K ye socho K

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Hr guzarta din. Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai…

^ (‘,’)> O teri kher

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dedicated 2 all kunwarey boys & girls

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

“Faraz…

Jab

Raat k 4 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha?

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“Aap ka Matlooba Number

Doosri Line par Masroof

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Hr

lallu panju k pas mobil ho

kash aj wo zinda hota to

ap k hath me mobile dekh kr kitna khush hota.

allah di qasmy

/(‘.’)\meri v enj e

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tusi v frwd kr k apna kaleja thanda kr lo.

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