Funny Sms Best – NeW Funny SmS

Diamond Ki Ring Gift Ki

Larka Apny Dost Say: Yaar mainy kal apni lover ko, apni behan ki diamond ki ring gift krdi….

Dost Thappar Marty Hoay: Kaminy itni mehangi khareedi thi mainy.. :@

Beta 5 k Baad Kya Aata ha?

Mom: Beta 5 k Baad kya aata ha?

Beta: 6

Mom: Good mera beta parny lg gya ha, acha 7, 8 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: 9, 10

Mom: Wao good beta shabash or 10 k baad kya ata ha??

Beta: GOLA,,, BEGI,,,,,,, BADSHAH,,, YAKKA………

Mom: Lakh di v lanat ee tery tay,,,, Taash hi khelda rai…

Mohabat na chali Dokan chal pari

Deedar ki khatir us k mohaly me load ki shop khOol Li

Roz 1 Naya shaks us k No pay 100 ka load krwa jata

Mohabat na chali

Dokan chal pari

(~_~)N0o M0oRe L0vE PLz (“_”)

Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai

Hum ne tanhai mai b sirf tum ko chaha hai…

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Wrna log to tanhai mai sanp wala game khelty hai.

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ship ship ship ship… Tinnnn.;-)

Tum kon c cream lagati ho

Larrka: Tum kon c cream lagati ho..?

Larrki khush ho k: Koi bhi nahi

Larrka: To lagaya karo na tumhein dekh k darr jata hun.

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Louta

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ‘MAA DA PYAR’

Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh

‘PIYO Di MAAR’  :D:D:D:D

Yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

1 yehi baat mje chaen se sonay nhi deti

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Pakistan bhar ki Auraton ka aitemaad ARIEL par Q hai, apne apne husband pr q nhi???

Me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

GIRL: Jb tmhe meri yad ati ha tum kia krte ho

BOY: Me tmhari favrit choclate khata ho

0r tm kia krti ho

GIRL: me b 2 Gold Leaf pe leti hoon

O Teri kher:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

Larki ne boy frnd ko fone kia

to

us k bhanjay ne fone uthaya

larki ne kha

beta uncle ko fone do

bachay ne naam pocha

larki:

Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi

jawab mai bachay ne jo kha

usay sun k

larki behosh hogi Continue reading this…

Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai

*Aaj ki boht pyari baat*

Kabi b Ye na socho k har guzarta din maut ki taraf jata hai…

Bal K ye socho K

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Hr guzarta din. Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai…

^ (‘,’)> O teri kher

<| | ye to mene

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dedicated 2 all kunwarey boys & girls

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

Mehbooba ko CALL kar k

“Faraz…

Jab

Raat k 4 Bajey tk wo Sunta raha?

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“Aap ka Matlooba Number

Doosri Line par Masroof

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Mobil Ejad Krne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Mein

Hr

lallu panju k pas mobil ho

kash aj wo zinda hota to

ap k hath me mobile dekh kr kitna khush hota.

allah di qasmy

/(‘.’)\meri v enj e

) ( beizti hoi c

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tusi v frwd kr k apna kaleja thanda kr lo.

Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera

Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai

Aur

Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai

Theek isi tarha,
Dekh laina,
Aik din

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Tery ko KUTTA kaatay ga

Market me new hai penk de..

Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny

Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny is Hussan Py

“Do§t”

Meri Nazr Se Dekh Khud ko

Steel Di Tooti Warga Mun Ae Tera.

Jano mery dill me ajaoo

Larka: Jano mery dill me ajaoo…

Girl: Chappal Otaron kya?? :@

Lrka: Nai jano fiker nai kro aisay hi ajao apna hi hia…  ;P

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay package apne un Jazz sarfeen k liye jinhon ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhn ki,
so Abhi Warid ka Rs100 ka card charge kren or Zong se sab keh dein
Mazeed malumat k liye apne PTCL se
0900-78601
Dial kren
Qk jahan khuwab wahan HBL…

” ..GARMI.. ” ne tou sab logo ko pagal kar dia hai shukar hai k main theek hon…

Nawaaz Shareef ka Totka

Pyari Awaam….

Agr ap mobile balance pay tax se bachna chahty ho to…..

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Bachion say baten krna chor doo… Na balance krwana pary ga, Na tax lgy ga

Nawaaz shareef ka New Budget k bad ka Totka

Dunya ka Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

Dunya ka Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

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Woh jo Apni girl friend ka iklota boy friend hai ..  ;-P

Pathan 2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha

Pathan  2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha,
B.V: Aj  2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
Pathan:  Dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2no sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hon,
kuch din baad pathan  1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Pathan:Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di Hai.
usky Hisy ki pi raha hon…:-P

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy naam rakha

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy
naam rakha
Hsrt khan,
Hrkt Khan,
Brkt Khan,
Phr 3 Or Hoy Naam rkha,
Drya khan,
Samndr khan,
Sailab khan,
Phr Or 3 Hoy Nam rkha,
Himat khan,
Hosla khan,
Jurat khan,
Phr 2 Or Hoy
Bv ne nam rkha
Bs-kr Khan
Rehm kr Khan.

Oay laka bachi dekh kitna

Dost to Pathan: Oay laka bachi dekh kitna kamal ka hai….

Pathan: O jaa yara yeh b koi bachi hia….? tu meri behan ko dekh icko bhool jaey ga..

Girl to her Blind Boy Friend

Girl to her Blind Bf:”Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu…
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Boy:”itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
. Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi..:p  :O

Ringtone per naach rai thi

Boy: Cal rcv kyun nai ki?
Girl: Wo main…
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Ringtone per naach rai thi…!

ALLAH Kisi Ko Mobile De

Ek
PYARI
SI
DUA
ONLY
FOR
YOU
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ALLAH Kisi Ko
Mobile De To
Kam Se Kam
2, 4 SmS Karny
Ka Hosla
Bhi De
=AaMeEn =

Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai

Chota Bacha: Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai….?

Aunty: Beta icme mera bacha hai..

Chota Bacha: To motti churail kahi ki bacha khaya q tha?? :-@

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Moral: Bachy Gair Seyasi HOty hain..