My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me
My Girlfriend broke up with Me!
She says ‘I am Childish!’
I took a Deep Breathe, Calm Down!
Went to her house, rang the Doorbell and ran away! xD
Men Vs Women Jokes SMS Messages
Men can give lecture on ANY SUBJECT for 2 hours is = TALENT.
Women can give lecture for 2 hours WITHOUT ANY SUBJECT is = GOD’s GIFT
Taher Shah Funny Insulting SMS Messages
If I was in a room with
-Taher Shah and
and I had only two bullets left in my gun, I would shoot Taher Shah TWICE!!!!
Pyar Dekh Kr Kerna Chayiye
Pyar dekh kr kerna chayiye
Andha tou qanoon bhi hota hy…
Hats Off To The Courage Of Internet Explorer
Hats off to the courage of
when it asks
“Would you like to make
Internet Explorer your default browser?”
Mind Of An Unemployed Person In Pakistan
Mind of an unemployed person in Pakistan …
Pee and RuPee…
Always fall down…
Funny Lying SMS Messages
My day so far:
1) Jumped out of bed
2) Cooked breakfast
3) Ran 6 miles
4) Worked for 9 hours
5) Worked out at gym for an hr
Started lying compulsively..
New Drugs For MEN By WOMEN Scientists
New drugs for MEN by WOMEN Scientists:
Triggers memories of b’days and
Widens male cornea making
wives appear slim.
Reacts with the optic nerve
to prevent men from
recognizing the word “Sports”
Generates an insatiable desire
in men to do household chores.
Makes men eager to take
wives for shopping every week….
Mom Kya Aapne Mujhe
Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ??
Girls Remove Their Sandals
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
When Boys Say.
‘I Love You’.
Girls Remove Their Sandals.