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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me

My Girlfriend broke up with Me!
She says ‘I am Childish!’
I took a Deep Breathe, Calm Down!

Went to her house, rang the Doorbell and ran away! xD

Men Vs Women Jokes SMS Messages

Men can give lecture on ANY SUBJECT for 2 hours is = TALENT.

Women can give lecture for 2 hours WITHOUT ANY SUBJECT is = GOD’s GIFT

Taher Shah Funny Insulting SMS Messages

If I was in a room with
-Sahir Lodhi
-Waqar Zaka
-Taher Shah and
-Justin Bieber
and I had only two bullets left in my gun, I would shoot Taher Shah TWICE!!!!

Pyar Dekh Kr Kerna Chayiye

Pyar dekh kr kerna chayiye

Andha tou qanoon bhi hota hy…

Hats Off To The Courage Of Internet Explorer

Hats off to the courage of
Internet Explorer
when it asks
“Would you like to make
Internet Explorer your default browser?”

Mind Of An Unemployed Person In Pakistan

Mind of an unemployed person in Pakistan …

Pee and RuPee…
Always fall down…

Funny Lying SMS Messages

My day so far:
1) Jumped out of bed
2) Cooked breakfast
3) Ran 6 miles
4) Worked for 9 hours
5) Worked out at gym for an hr
Started lying compulsively..

New Drugs For MEN By WOMEN Scientists

New drugs for MEN by WOMEN Scientists:
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ANIVERSIA:
Triggers memories of b’days and
anniversaries.
.
SLIMOXIL:
Widens male cornea making
wives appear slim.
.
SPORTOBLIND X:
Reacts with the optic nerve
to prevent men from
recognizing the word “Sports”
on TV.
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WORKOCETAMOL:
Generates an insatiable desire
in men to do household chores.
.
SHOPHOFOBEX:
Makes men eager to take
wives for shopping every week….

Mom Kya Aapne Mujhe

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ??

Girls Remove Their Sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That’s Why

When Boys Say.
‘I Love You’.

.

.

.

Girls Remove Their Sandals.

 

 

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