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I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift

My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle

One Good Thing About TWITTER

One Good Thing About
TWITTER
Is That It Keeps
All Annoying People Away From
FACEBOOK

You Design A Phone For Human

Dear Samsung,

If You Design A Phone For Human

Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It

Difference Between A Quiet N A Silent Woman

There’s a difference between
a Quiet n a Silent woman…
A Quiet woman is a blessing…
A Silent woman is dangerous

Strong Weapons Should Be Kept Away From Fools

 

 

 

I Believe
Strong Weapons Should Be Kept Away From Fools….
Lets Starts With
FACEBOOK

DEATH Giving You Missed Calls

A c c i d e n t s __

DEATH Giving You Missed Calls

Some Actual Product Warning Labels

Some actual product warning labels:

1.) On a New Zealand insect spray –
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

2.) On a Sears hairdryer –
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

4.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding –
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights –
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

6.) On a Swedish chainsaw –
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

7.) On a child’s superman costume –
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

Car Manufacturing Companies

Car Manufacturing Companies
Should Fit In ‘LAYS’ Packet
Istead Of ‘AIR BAGS’
It Will In Reducing The Cost Of
Production By 15%

Dear Ice Berg

Dear Ice Berg,

Sorry To Hear About
GLOBAL WARMING
KARMA Is A Bitch …
Sincerely

The TITANIC …

Tie Dog To The Pole

You know … They tie dog to the pole …
So they don’t move …
That’s how I feel

When I’m sitting with cellphone
attached to a charger

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