Waiter: Sir, Tip

*After bill*

Waiter: Sir, Tip?

Me: Haan, agli baar Chicken Chilly thoraa ziyada spicy banwana

Heart Breaking Moment In Our Childhood

The Most “Heart Breaking” Moment In Our Childhood

Ghar Aaye Mehmano K Diye Hue 500rs .
Jab Mummy Wapish Le Leti Hai

College Ki Building Ko Aag Lag Gayi

Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
”Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein “HumAyuN” ki picture thi ..

Jab Load Shedding Ho Out Of Control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ….
khirki darwaze khol…
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Revised Version Of Truth Is The Best Policy

Revised Version of

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought “Katrina Kaif”. Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought “Shilpa Sheti” and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can’t afford all 3… =P ;->

Boy Is Your Mom A Baker

Boy: “Is Your Mom A Baker?”

Girl: “No, Why Do You Ask …?”

Boy: “‘Cause She Sure Did Make
A Cutie Pie … ” =P ?

A Smile Is An Inexpensive Way

A Smile

Is An Inexpensive Way …

To Change Ur Looks …

Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana

Werna Log MALUNG Samjhai’n Ge ;->

Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool

Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?





Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Se poocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .

Two Factory Workers Are Talking

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.” . . . ;->