Funny sms in Urdu English and Punjabi New Collection

Funny sms in Urdu English and Punjabi New Collection

 

Funny sms in Urdu English and Punjabi New Collection

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

 

 

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

 

 

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
*
wahh..
*
Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
😉
ab b0lo wah wah..

 

 

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth

gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

 

 

1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI
US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA
BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,,

4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR BADSHA KY DARBAR NA AYA TOU BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO GRIFTAR

KARNY KY LEA SIPAAHI BHEJY

JUB WOH SUNNAR K GHAR PHONCHY TOU GHAR KO TALA LGA HUA THA

BADSHA NY SIPAHIYON KO HUKAM DIYA K SUNNAR KO DHOONDO ……..
SIPAHIYON NY SUNNAR KO HAR JAGHA DONDHA LEKIN WO UNKO KAHEIN NA MILA AUR SIPHAYION KA SARA

WAQT ASY BARBAD HUA JESY AP KA SMS KO PHRNY ME

 

 

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

 

 

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

 

 

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you… 😀

 

 

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 😉
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 🙂

Teacher shocked… :

 

 

Its reaL Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain
Or

Kala Billa

Ap K Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb Hai K

Kala Billa

B Kahin Ja Raha Hai NO TENSION

‎1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay

Socho Q?

.

Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee

Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye

 

 

Can u read Fast in English..!
My
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my
.
.
.
.
.
.
Khule nahi hain MAAF karo…. =P

 

 

2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down.

Above1 came down running.

Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!

 

 
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi……

 

 

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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