Latest Funny SMS in Urdu English 2020

Latest funny SMS in English 2020

Funny msg / Funny SMS in English / Urdu and funny whatsapp status

1) A friend in need is a friend indeed. So if I need u, u must be there to help me & if u need me, then Remember! God helps those Who help themselves!

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2) “A single harsh word spoken at the time of Anger is so Poisonous that it makes us forget the Hundred Loveable Conversations within seconds”.

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3) A rose is always a rose whether its in a goldan, pot or in the ground. Same way You”ll always be my friend whether u are in central Jail or mental hospital.

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4) A 60 years old man, Sitting on a bench, with his Mercedes parked behind him, having the latest Modal of the Rolex watch in his wrist, a 20 k rs mobile in hand, Armani suit, Italian shoes, Checkbook of swiss accounts, is having he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench having a birthday celebration of one of them. Moral: When you miss your friends, luxury can’t stop your tears.

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Funny SMS in Urdu

5) Boy: U r the sunshine of my Life, Without u my life is cloudy, U r in my heart like rainwater 4 a barren land. Girl: Janu, Is it a proposal or weather report.

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6) Boy Takes new Girlfriend out for Dinner. She orders costly dishes, Boy, U eat like at ur mom house?, Girl: No dear my mom doesn’t fuck me after dinner.

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7) “Dua” If life is a game I wish u always win, If life is a journey I wish u walk on roses, If life is joy I wish u always smile ( Aamin).

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8) Every relation is beautiful but real love is most beautiful, Every light is good but sunlight is best! Every friend is sweet but You are so sweet.

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9) Friendship Does not occur with special people……. But people become special after behind Friends…… I don’t know what I am to u …….. But You’ll always b special.

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10) Great Sms in my whole life. Tanhai me Gunah karne se Bacho, Qk is Gunah ka Gawah “Allah” Khud hota hay.

Latest Funny SMS in Urdu English 2020=========================================

11) Having Allah in your heart does not mean that u will not face any storm….. But it means that no storm can sink ur boat. God bless u….

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funny whatsapp status

12) Hard Times is like a washing machine, They twist, Turn and knock us around, But in the end, we come out cleaner, Brighter and Better than before.

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13) I love 2 Walk-in rain because then no one can see my tears, I love to walk in the fog because no one can see I’m smoking.

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14) Life is Never about the people who act truly in front of u…. It is always about the people who remain true behind ur back.

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15) “Life is a rope that swings us through hope” “Always believe that today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today.”

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16) Loveless life is a fruitless tree! But Friendless life is a rootless tree. The tree can live without but not without root. So never lose your good friends!

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17) Life is a football game, and we are footballs, never mind the kicks of peoples bcz without kicks we may not touch the Goal, Have a safe week.

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18) My days are Restless, My nights are sleepless, Oh God am I in Love? God Said.No stupid rare in Pakistan.

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19) One best book is equal to 100 friends but one Good friend is equal to a library…….. So take great care of ur Good friends…..

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20) Perfect Definition of Trust. To give someone the Complete Authority 2 Destroy u, But at the same time being confident that He will never do it.

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21) Remember! “Ur life’s happiness depends on the Quality of ur Thoughts & the Quality ur thoughts depend on the people u meet”.

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22) Smile to Old means “Respect”. Smile to a child means “Innocence”. Smile to a friend means “Care”. Smile to front of mobile means” Putar chakkar koi hor ay”.

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23) Sheikhspear said: We love ourselves even after making so many Mistakes then how can we hate others 4 small mistakes? Life is all about love & Care.

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24) Smile & Silence are 2 most Powerful Tools, “Smile” is the way to solve many problems & “Silence” is the way to avoid many problems.

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25) The most Thinkful and Important Thing of Life, Everybody wants to go to Heaven. But “Nobody” wants to Die.

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26) What is “Education” “Education” is an organized system, through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life……….

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27) When You came home in the rain, Brother asked You, You did not take an umbrella, Sister advised You, U did not wait till rain stopped, Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, U will realize But Mother, While drying my hair, Said stupid Rain! Couldn’t wait, Until my child came home. That’s Mom, Maan ki azmat ko salute…

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Funny English Sms, funny sms in urdu, funny msg

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
.
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Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-‘)
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)

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funny msg wishes & greeting in in Urdu

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”

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 Funny SMS, funny msg English
A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend, Drink
A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend,
Drinking Beer Says,”I Love U”

Gf Says:”Is It U Or The Beer Talking?”

Boy Replies: “Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up” =D

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 Funny SMS text messages

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

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funny msg collection of english funny sms

Bachhe Man k sachhe
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha:{gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??

Aulad hai tu meri..:p:p