Latest funny SMS in English 2020
Funny msg / Funny SMS in English / Urdu and funny whatsapp status
1) A friend in need is a friend indeed. So if I need u, u must be there to help me & if u need me, then Remember! God helps those Who help themselves!
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2) “A single harsh word spoken at the time of Anger is so Poisonous that it makes us forget the Hundred Loveable Conversations within seconds”.
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3) A rose is always a rose whether its in a goldan, pot or in the ground. Same way You”ll always be my friend whether u are in central Jail or mental hospital.
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4) A 60 years old man, Sitting on a bench, with his Mercedes parked behind him, having the latest Modal of the Rolex watch in his wrist, a 20 k rs mobile in hand, Armani suit, Italian shoes, Checkbook of swiss accounts, is having he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench having a birthday celebration of one of them. Moral: When you miss your friends, luxury can’t stop your tears.
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Funny SMS in Urdu
5) Boy: U r the sunshine of my Life, Without u my life is cloudy, U r in my heart like rainwater 4 a barren land. Girl: Janu, Is it a proposal or weather report.
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6) Boy Takes new Girlfriend out for Dinner. She orders costly dishes, Boy, U eat like at ur mom house?, Girl: No dear my mom doesn’t fuck me after dinner.
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7) “Dua” If life is a game I wish u always win, If life is a journey I wish u walk on roses, If life is joy I wish u always smile ( Aamin).
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8) Every relation is beautiful but real love is most beautiful, Every light is good but sunlight is best! Every friend is sweet but You are so sweet.
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9) Friendship Does not occur with special people……. But people become special after behind Friends…… I don’t know what I am to u …….. But You’ll always b special.
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10) Great Sms in my whole life. Tanhai me Gunah karne se Bacho, Qk is Gunah ka Gawah “Allah” Khud hota hay.
11) Having Allah in your heart does not mean that u will not face any storm….. But it means that no storm can sink ur boat. God bless u….
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funny whatsapp status
12) Hard Times is like a washing machine, They twist, Turn and knock us around, But in the end, we come out cleaner, Brighter and Better than before.
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13) I love 2 Walk-in rain because then no one can see my tears, I love to walk in the fog because no one can see I’m smoking.
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14) Life is Never about the people who act truly in front of u…. It is always about the people who remain true behind ur back.
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15) “Life is a rope that swings us through hope” “Always believe that today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today.”
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16) Loveless life is a fruitless tree! But Friendless life is a rootless tree. The tree can live without but not without root. So never lose your good friends!
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17) Life is a football game, and we are footballs, never mind the kicks of peoples bcz without kicks we may not touch the Goal, Have a safe week.
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18) My days are Restless, My nights are sleepless, Oh God am I in Love? God Said.No stupid rare in Pakistan.
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19) One best book is equal to 100 friends but one Good friend is equal to a library…….. So take great care of ur Good friends…..
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20) Perfect Definition of Trust. To give someone the Complete Authority 2 Destroy u, But at the same time being confident that He will never do it.
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21) Remember! “Ur life’s happiness depends on the Quality of ur Thoughts & the Quality ur thoughts depend on the people u meet”.
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22) Smile to Old means “Respect”. Smile to a child means “Innocence”. Smile to a friend means “Care”. Smile to front of mobile means” Putar chakkar koi hor ay”.
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23) Sheikhspear said: We love ourselves even after making so many Mistakes then how can we hate others 4 small mistakes? Life is all about love & Care.
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24) Smile & Silence are 2 most Powerful Tools, “Smile” is the way to solve many problems & “Silence” is the way to avoid many problems.
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25) The most Thinkful and Important Thing of Life, Everybody wants to go to Heaven. But “Nobody” wants to Die.
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26) What is “Education” “Education” is an organized system, through which we waste half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life……….
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27) When You came home in the rain, Brother asked You, You did not take an umbrella, Sister advised You, U did not wait till rain stopped, Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, U will realize But Mother, While drying my hair, Said stupid Rain! Couldn’t wait, Until my child came home. That’s Mom, Maan ki azmat ko salute…
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Funny English Sms, funny sms in urdu, funny msg
SAWAL
Kuch B Ho
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
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Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
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Main to masoom hon..?8-)
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funny msg wishes & greeting in in Urdu
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
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Funny SMS, funny msg English
A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend, Drink
A Guy Sitting Wid His Girlfriend,
Drinking Beer Says,”I Love U”
Gf Says:”Is It U Or The Beer Talking?”
Boy Replies: “Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up” =D
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Funny SMS text messages
Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
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Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
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student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)
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funny msg collection of english funny sms
Bachhe Man k sachhe
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
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Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.
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Bacha:{gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:p:p
