funny sms
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!
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funny sms
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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funny sms
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
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funny sms
“Happy Shreef Day”
Ap ye sms us insan ko send karen
jo apki nazar me sub se ziada shreef
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Mene apko kar dya hy…!
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“Ghalti say”
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Allah maaf Kare.
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//toba toba
ye kiya kardiya maine?
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funny sms
55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*.
* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”
Sirf 5 aur7 ko Delete karo, Bohot pyara sms hai
Or
Amal b krna..
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funny sms
Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aur mery
aagy bilkul Nahi boly ga main
ussy Gift dingi…
Chota Bacha:
Lo ji….
Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k…
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