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Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

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This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

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Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call
Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Dost Sardar K ghar pehli bar aya aur bola:
Yaar Tera Munda Ta Bilkul Tere Varga Lagda Hy Sardar:
Saleya Holi Bol,
Eh Parosi da ay Lassi Lain aya ay.

Latest funny sms

Balla ki labda phiray…
Sher da ghr kehra? Teer nu puchda phiray…
Sher hasda phiray…
Bala ronda phiray…
Teer gali gali rulda phiray…
Sher tu sb da…
Teer tera koi nai…
Balla 2waan nu labdaa phiray..!

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