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Sardar: Ik Wari Me Chota jia Hunda C Me Minar-e-pakistan to Gir Gia C
2nd srdar: Fir Mar Gia C k Bch Gia C?
Sardar: Menu ki pata Me te Chota jia Hunda C.

Band kamra
1  larka
1  larki

Table k upper
Bilkul akele

Dy thakatak
Ly thakatak

Dy thakatak
Le thakatak
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Table tennis khel rahe the Yaarr.

Teri meharbani khailney de in ko :-D
KAL b teri waja s bArish h0ty h0ty r0k gai…

BETA: Abu me apni shadi pr sheela ko bulaon ga

BAAP: Nahi OWAIS QADRI aye ga

DADA: behs mt kro Jab dono 1 jtnay pesay lety hn To phir sheela hi aye gi.

Wrong Number
Boy: Hi  k c ho?
Girl: kon?
Boy: tera Aashiq hon
Girl: tu Jamal hy?
Boy: han tuje kse pata?
Girl: tu Jamil ka larka hy?
Boy: han pr kse pata?
Girl : tu Jalal ka pota hy hy na?
Boy: han han pr kse pata chala?
Girl: Kaminy me teri Maa hon Jamila.

O shit

Sorry ammi ap ka number save nhi tha.

Boy: i like ur ‘teeth’.
Girl: oh really, why?
Boy: becoz yellow is my favorite color..<3
(‘, ‘)
<) (>  technical bezati..:D
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Kidnapper Phone Per:
Teri B.V Mere kabze Mein Hai Saboot ‘K’ Lye uski
Doo UngLiyan Bhijwa Di Hai.
Husband:
Sabut Pakka Nahi Hai Zuban Bhej Zuban..:

Wife: Aap ki birthday k liye itna mehnga suit khareeda hai k bas.

Hsbnd: buhot buhot Shukriya.
Acha dikhao to sahi?

Wife: Main abhi pehan k aati hun.

Molvi Ko Shagird Ne Kaha
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Ustad Gi App k Liye Halwa Le Aaon Ya Sawaiyan? ?
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Molvi:
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Beta Aap K Ghar Mai 1 Hi Bartan Hai Kiya? .*:-P*

Ye scha waqya hy
jhota lge to dlt kr dena
sacha lage to age fwd kr dena
Agha Khan hospital me 1 bacha peda hua jis ne peda hoty hi kaha
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oooWaain. ooWaain….. ;-)

College k Peeche Nadi me Principle DOob Raha Tha..

Pappu Ne Dekha Or zOr zOr Se Chillate Hue Bhaga..

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Kal Chhutti hAI..

Kal Chhutti hAI..

Miss: Samandr Me aam Ka Darkht Ho To Tum Kesy aam Toro gy?
Student: fish Ban k
Miss: Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga?
Student: To Samandr Me Darkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?

Boy on date in a Restaurant: Jaan tmse kuch kehna chahta hon

Girl: Kya?

Boy: I already have a girlfriend

Girl: dara diya stupid, mujhe laga paise nhi hain

Dad:aj tak tu ne koi aisa kaam kya hy.
jisse mera sar oncha hua ho?
Beta:1 bar aap k sar k nichy
l)(”,)____//\_
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TAKIYA rakha tha Bh0ol gaye kya.
Pta nai yar q mery papa ko meri mehnat nazar nai ati.. ;(

 

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