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Yeh Sms Har jagah phela do

Yeh Sms Har jagah phela do.. apny doston ko send kro

Ic sms ki mazammat honi chaheay, q k ic sms me bohat na insafi wali bat likhi hai.

Hume yaqeen nahi horaha k aisa hona tha.

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Ic bar Ramadan me Pepsi 65 ki q nahi hoi yar… ;-( :P

Agr women men ka dimag

Agr women men ka dimag read kr patien to pta ha kya hota…??

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Nai pta….?

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.Too her women to dekhny waly larky ko tappar parta.. ;-) :-P

Pathan ka bacha Computer Engineer

Pathan ka bacha Computer Engineer banny gya

Class me ucy hardware ki preparing ka topic mila

Jisme ucy Mechanical mouse ko thek krna tha

Jub ucny Mechanical mouse khola to bola…

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Oay teri khair purany mouse to anday dety hain… :s :-p

Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko

AYE ZINDAGI
Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko..
Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ka Pahaar Dede.
Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera.
Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES CAR Dede.
Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dede.
Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka Qorma+ Custerd+ Tikka+ Biryani+
Salad.
OR
COKE Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dede.
Bolo Aameen

Ab Mat Kehna K Dost Dua Nahi Krty.
(‘,’)  sanu
<( (> towadi
/ /   boht fikr aa.

I LOVE YOU kis ne ijaad kia

Teacher: I LOVE YOU kis ne ijaad kia?
Boy: China ne Teacher: wo kese?
Boy: Q k Is ki na koi warranty he na koi gurantee
Chale to chand tk.
Na chale to sham tk.

Oye akhaan ty khol yaar

Aftari aj app k pas karu ga.

Oye utth

(:-}____/\/\_

Oye akhaan ty khol yaar’

Mazaq kita c .
:p

Aesi Jaga Ka Naam Btao

Amir Liaquat:
Aesi Jaga Ka Naam Btao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne He
Lekn Phr B Wo Waha Nai Ja Sakta. musalmaan0o lagao tukka

Pathan:
Ladies ToiLeT:)

Q  Mobile aap ka Hua;-)

Zara Thori Si Fb Kr do

Girl nay apny boy friend ko USB di or kaha…

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Icme Zra thori Si Fb kr do… ;-) ;-)

Ek ladka ek larki ko bola

Ek ladka ek larki ko bola
” Wah kya Maal Hai ”

Great logical answer by Girl

Maal to jhakkass hai
Par hai tere Jija ka :P :D

Meri tasvir hay k nahi

kehty hen k Khbsurt Chezen Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khbsurt Ho Jata Hy

ab pata ni

Aap k pas

meri tasvir hay k nahi…;)

1 bacha park me betha

1 bacha park me betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha ra tha
Pas bethi 1 orat boli
Jo ziada metha khate hain
wo jaldi mar jate hain
Boy:apko malum hai meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi
Orat:wo metha kam khati hongi
Boy:nahi,wo apne kaam se kaam rakhti thi :)
classical bezti.:

A Professor explained Marketing

A Professor explained Marketing to students

1) U see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I’m rich marry me
Thats “Direct Marketing”

2) U attend party & ur friend goes to a girl & pointng at U tells her. He is very rich, marry him
Thats “Advertising”

3) Girl walks to U & says U rich, can U marry me?
“That’s Brand Recognition”

4) U say I’m very rich marry me & she slaps U
“Thats Customer Feedback”

5) U say I’m very rich marry me & she introduces U to her husband
“Thats Demand & SupPly Gap”

6) Before U say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
Thats “Restriction from Entering New Market”:-)

Main apki Maa Behen 1 Kr

Nikah k Din Wife: Aj Ap b Boht Udas lag rhy ho jan.???

Husbnd: aj Meri Maa Or Meri Behen ki larae ho gae hy, 2no Alag Hu Gain hen

Wife: Koi Bat Nahi Ab Main Aa gayi Hun na

Main apki Maa Behen 1 Kr Dungi:-P :-

(,”)  Oye
<) (> Dilasa dy
/,   Rahi hy ya
Dhamki..?

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