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Bijli vs Pakistani Awaam After Aashiqui 2

Pakistani awam to BIJLII:
apne karamm ki kar adayenn ..kar dey idhar bhi tu nigahain ..sun rhi hai naaa tuu.. ro rha hun mainn.. :p

BIJLLI to pakistani awam:

Bula dena mjay Hai Alwida tyjay..Tujay jeena hy Meray Bina.. :D

Husband or Us Ki Wife me

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya:    Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho, :-(
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon.:-P

Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi,
Or to
haramkhor,

Ab Uth Or 1 Kilo Piyaz 1 Kilo Aalo Le K Aa….

(‘,’}
(_/\\  Sare mood Ki
Watt Lag Gaye Yaar.:-P

Th3 gr33n 3y3s……..

Dukandar aurat ko kapray dikha

Dukandar aurat ko kapray dikha dikha k thak gaya akhir bola: afsos hai k apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya?

Orat:koi bat nahi Me to wese b sabzi lene i thi.

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se
Gol-Gappa hi gir gya
Dost

JaB
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Husband ki Birthday Per Wife Ne Poocha

Husband ki Birthday Per Wife Ne Poocha:
Main Aap Ko Kya Gift Doon?
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Husband:
Tum Meri Izzat Kiya Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maana Karo, Bus Mere Liye Yehi Kaafi Hai.
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Wife Kuch Der Sochnay K Baad :
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Nahi !
Main To Gift He Doon Gi…

Sardar pehli bar CHARCH gya

Sardar pehli bar CHARCH gya to wahan awaz ayi
TANNNN?=TANNNN
Or sath hi light bhi chali gyi

Sardar:
Nasso nasso !

UNDERTAKER aa gya j…

Papu cigarette pee rha tha k

Papu cigarette pee rha tha k us ka baap aa gya
papu ne cigerate shirt ki jaib mein chupa lia..
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Baap: tum cigerate pee rhay thay?
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Papu: nahi to
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Baap: to phir tumhari shirt se ye dhuwan kiun nikl rha hy?
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Papu: aap ne baat hi dil jalanay wali ki hy:p

Aap K Father Ki B0DY Mein

Doctor: Aap K Father Ki B0DY Mein White Cells Khatam Ho gaye hein..

Pathan Bhaaga Gaya Or thori Dair Baad Aa ker Bola:

D0CT0R Sahib:
White to nahi Miley.

Ye ‘RED T0SHIBA’ K Miley Hein,
yehi daal do…….

DOCTOR:

(‘,’)/
//     0ye aye tera ABBA        ey,
Koi CHINA Da BHALOO Nai…

1 sardar ki socks se itni

1 srdar ki socks se itni smell aati thi k jahan b jata log bhag jate.

Uski bv ne new socks di or kaha k mere mekay mn fnction hai whan ye pehn k ana.

Srdar jb wahan gya to log phr bhag gye.

Bv(ghuse se):new socks q nhi pehn k aye?

Srdar: menu pata c tu yaqin nai krna is liye puraniyan nal le k aya a.

1 srdar ki socks se itni smell aati thi k jahan b jata log bhag jate.

Uski bv ne new socks di or kaha k mere mekay mn fnction hai whan ye pehn k ana.

Srdar jb wahan gya to log phr bhag gye.

Bv(ghuse se):new socks q nhi pehn k aye?

Srdar: menu pata c tu yaqin nai krna is liye puraniyan nal le k aya a.

Darling hmary pyar k bary me

BOY: Darling hmary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat btana
GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaroor btaongi
kameeni kehti thi k koi ‘kutta’ hi hoga jo tuj sy pyar kry ga.:-D

1 Sardar Jungle se Guzar raha

1 Sardar Jungle se Guzar raha tha,
Us ne dekha k 1 Saanp Darakht se Latka hua hai….

Sardar: “NIDO v Peeta ker kanjra….!
Khali Lamkan Naal e Qad Lamma nai honda…..”

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