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Bijli vs Pakistani Awaam After Aashiqui 2

Pakistani awam to BIJLII:
apne karamm ki kar adayenn ..kar dey idhar bhi tu nigahain ..sun rhi hai naaa tuu.. ro rha hun mainn.. :p

BIJLLI to pakistani awam:

Bula dena mjay Hai Alwida tyjay..Tujay jeena hy Meray Bina.. 

Husband or Us Ki Wife me

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya:    Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho, 
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon.:-P

Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi,
Or to
haramkhor,

Ab Uth Or 1 Kilo Piyaz 1 Kilo Aalo Le K Aa….

(‘,’}
(_/\\  Sare mood Ki
Watt Lag Gaye Yaar.:-P

Th3 gr33n 3y3s……..

Dukandar aurat ko kapray dikha

Dukandar aurat ko kapray dikha dikha k thak gaya akhir bola: afsos hai k apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya?

Orat:koi bat nahi Me to wese b sabzi lene i thi.

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se

Ye Sun kr mere Hathon se
Gol-Gappa hi gir gya
Dost

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Husband ki Birthday Per Wife Ne Poocha

Husband ki Birthday Per Wife Ne Poocha:
Main Aap Ko Kya Gift Doon?
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Husband:
Tum Meri Izzat Kiya Karo Aur Mera Kehna Maana Karo, Bus Mere Liye Yehi Kaafi Hai.
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Wife Kuch Der Sochnay K Baad :
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Nahi !
Main To Gift He Doon Gi…

Sardar pehli bar CHARCH gya

Sardar pehli bar CHARCH gya to wahan awaz ayi
TANNNN?=TANNNN
Or sath hi light bhi chali gyi

Sardar:
Nasso nasso !

UNDERTAKER aa gya j…

Papu cigarette pee rha tha k

Papu cigarette pee rha tha k us ka baap aa gya
papu ne cigerate shirt ki jaib mein chupa lia..
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Baap: tum cigerate pee rhay thay?
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Papu: nahi to
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Baap: to phir tumhari shirt se ye dhuwan kiun nikl rha hy?
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Papu: aap ne baat hi dil jalanay wali ki hy:p

Aap K Father Ki B0DY Mein

Doctor: Aap K Father Ki B0DY Mein White Cells Khatam Ho gaye hein..

Pathan Bhaaga Gaya Or thori Dair Baad Aa ker Bola:

D0CT0R Sahib:
White to nahi Miley.

Ye ‘RED T0SHIBA’ K Miley Hein,
yehi daal do…….

DOCTOR:

(‘,’)/
//     0ye aye tera ABBA        ey,
Koi CHINA Da BHALOO Nai…

1 sardar ki socks se itni

1 srdar ki socks se itni smell aati thi k jahan b jata log bhag jate.

Uski bv ne new socks di or kaha k mere mekay mn fnction hai whan ye pehn k ana.

Srdar jb wahan gya to log phr bhag gye.

Bv(ghuse se):new socks q nhi pehn k aye?

Srdar: menu pata c tu yaqin nai krna is liye puraniyan nal le k aya a.

1 srdar ki socks se itni smell aati thi k jahan b jata log bhag jate.

Uski bv ne new socks di or kaha k mere mekay mn fnction hai whan ye pehn k ana.

Srdar jb wahan gya to log phr bhag gye.

Bv(ghuse se):new socks q nhi pehn k aye?

Srdar: menu pata c tu yaqin nai krna is liye puraniyan nal le k aya a.

Darling hmary pyar k bary me

BOY: Darling hmary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat btana
GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaroor btaongi
kameeni kehti thi k koi ‘kutta’ hi hoga jo tuj sy pyar kry ga.:-D

1 Sardar Jungle se Guzar raha

1 Sardar Jungle se Guzar raha tha,
Us ne dekha k 1 Saanp Darakht se Latka hua hai….

Sardar: “NIDO v Peeta ker kanjra….!
Khali Lamkan Naal e Qad Lamma nai honda…..”