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Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera

Jis tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai

Aur

Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai

Theek isi tarha,
Dekh laina,
Aik din

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Tery ko KUTTA kaatay ga

Market me new hai penk de.. :P :P

Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny

Kitna Hai Groor Tujhy Apny is Hussan Py

“Do§t”

Meri Nazr Se Dekh Khud ko

Steel Di Tooti Warga Mun Ae Tera.

Jano mery dill me ajaoo

Larka: Jano mery dill me ajaoo…

Girl: Chappal Otaron kya?? :@

Lrka: Nai jano fiker nai kro aisay hi ajao apna hi hia… :P ;P

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay

Ufone pesh karta hai 12 Anay package apne un Jazz sarfeen k liye jinhon ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nhn ki,
so Abhi Warid ka Rs100 ka card charge kren or Zong se sab keh dein
Mazeed malumat k liye apne PTCL se
0900-78601
Dial kren
Qk jahan khuwab wahan HBL…

” ..GARMI.. ” ne tou sab logo ko pagal kar dia hai shukar hai k main theek hon…

Nawaaz Shareef ka Totka

Pyari Awaam….

Agr ap mobile balance pay tax se bachna chahty ho to…..

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Bachion say baten krna chor doo… Na balance krwana pary ga, Na tax lgy ga ;-) :P

Nawaaz shareef ka New Budget k bad ka Totka :P

Dunya ka Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

Dunya ka Sub Se Lucky Larka kon hia?

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Woh jo Apni girl friend ka iklota boy friend hai .. :P ;-P

Pathan 2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha

Pathan  2 Cigrates Pee Raha tha,
B.V: Aj  2 cigrate pee rahe ho, Q?
Pathan:  Dost ki yad aa rahi he,Ham 2no sath petay thay,isleye 2 pee rha hon,
kuch din baad pathan  1 cigrate peene laga
Bv: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Pathan:Arey nhi bewaqoof, mein ne cigrate chorr di Hai.
usky Hisy ki pi raha hon…:-P ;-)

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy naam rakha

Pthan k 3 bache Hoy
naam rakha
Hsrt khan,
Hrkt Khan,
Brkt Khan,
Phr 3 Or Hoy Naam rkha,
Drya khan,
Samndr khan,
Sailab khan,
Phr Or 3 Hoy Nam rkha,
Himat khan,
Hosla khan,
Jurat khan,
Phr 2 Or Hoy
Bv ne nam rkha
Bs-kr Khan
Rehm kr Khan.

Oay laka bachi dekh kitna

Dost to Pathan: Oay laka bachi dekh kitna kamal ka hai….

Pathan: O jaa yara yeh b koi bachi hia….? tu meri behan ko dekh icko bhool jaey ga..

Girl to her Blind Boy Friend

Girl to her Blind Bf:”Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni
khubsurat hu…
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Boy:”itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
. Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi..:p :D :O :D

Ringtone per naach rai thi

Boy: Cal rcv kyun nai ki?
Girl: Wo main…
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Ringtone per naach rai thi…! :D

ALLAH Kisi Ko Mobile De

Ek
PYARI
SI
DUA
ONLY
FOR
YOU
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ALLAH Kisi Ko
Mobile De To
Kam Se Kam
2, 4 SmS Karny
Ka Hosla
Bhi De :D
=AaMeEn =

Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai

Chota Bacha: Aunty apki belly itni Mottii q hai….?

Aunty: Beta icme mera bacha hai..

Chota Bacha: To motti churail kahi ki bacha khaya q tha?? :[email protected]

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Moral: Bachy Gair Seyasi HOty hain..

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