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Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley

Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
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100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein
ge.

Hostel student to his frnd:”yaar

Hostel student to his frnd:”yaar
dhoka ho gaya..
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Frnd:”kya ho gaya.. ??
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Student:”yaar ghar se books ke
liye paise mangaye the,
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Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di

Jis Din Se uS Bewafa Na Mujhe Chora

Jis Din Se uS Bewafa Na Mujhe Chora
Hai…
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“D_G”
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Yaqeen Karo..
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Mobile Ki Battery 3,4Din aaram se chal
jati hai….

Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja

Mobile??

Media??

Internet??

Nahi

10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain..

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain..

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab,
Sarakta Zaroor hy…
(‘.’)
<))> Hun dass..
_//_ Ghalib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi c.

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,

Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai

Har maa ki 1 hi dua..

Har maa ki 1 hi dua..
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk
tuk tuk tuk

Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho

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