Latest Jokes on Pathan SMS 2021

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Latest Jokes on Pathan SMS 2021

Pathan to Sardar: O yara mre pait me bht gas ay. Sardar: O Shukar ka gas ay Petrol hunda te Emerica ne Qabza kr lene C.

Latest Jokes on Pathan SMS 2021

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Pathan: Aaj hmari juma ka Nimaaz nikal gya. Friend: Wo kaise? Pathan: Imaam sab ne kaha apne apne Mobile Off kr do. Hmara Mobile ghar tha Jab Off kr k wapis aya to Jamaat Nikal gai thi.

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Pathan Bagair Tickat k Train me Safr kr rha tha. Checker Ticket check krne aya to Pathan ne Nimaaz ki niyat kr li. Checker pass beth kr intzaar krne lga. Pathan ghusse se Taiz awaaz me bola 100 Rakat Nimaaz Nafal Peshawar tak Allah ho Akbar.

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Pathan ne call milai to awaaz aai “Iss call k liye ap ka Balance Nakaafi hay. Pathan: Koi bat nhi mari jaan Tm se bat ho jata hay bas itna hi kafi hay.

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Sikh: Yar musibat k wqt Gadhay ko b baap bnana prta hay. Pathan: yar Bri Himmat hay jo teri Amma man jati hay.

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Sardar: Yar tm subah se Mitti khod rahe ho. Kya bat hay? Pathan: Yar Abba kehta hay ma ne unka naam Mitti me mila diya Wohi dhund raha hun.

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Sardar: Tm shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, Hmara Aurat se shadi hua hay. Sardar: Bewkakuf kya Mard se b shadi hoti hay. Pathan: Han Hamara Behan ka hua hay.

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Teacher: Ye btao k murghi ka bacha anday se nikalta kaise hai, Pathan: Ye baat itni important nai hai jitni intersitng ye hai k wo anday me ghusta kaise hai.

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Latest Jokes on Pathan SMS 2020

Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!
Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..

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Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

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Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan

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a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?

Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai…

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

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1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

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Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

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Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :

Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :

What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :

Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :

Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.

Geo Pathan…

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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

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Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

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