Latest funny love sms 2020

 

Latest funny love sms

Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.

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  Best Funny Love SMS
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>””””<<“”” <
Boht Bura Khwab Tha
Astagfar
Ay Parwardigar
Hmare Gunah Mauf Frma.
Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe
10 rupy aye hain…:p

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 funny love sms, funny love messages

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

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 collection of urdu sms 

Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”

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 SMS, Latest Urdu SMS, Love

Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
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O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.

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i. Achay dost “Hath” aur “Ankh” ki tarha hotey hain, jab “Hath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai, Aur jab “Ankh” roti hai to “Hath” ansoo poonchta hai…

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ii. Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha Zingi rhi to milte rehe ge, Mgr ap se Mile to mehsoos hoa k milte rahe to zinda raha ge.

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iii. Ay khuda aaj ye Farmaan likh de, Hr khushi mere Dost k nam likh de, Agr us ko khushi dene k lye tujhe kisi ki mout chahiye to us mout pe mera naam likh de.

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iv. Ay chand ek kaam to krna us shehar me jana jis me wo rehta hay, Jo mujh ko apna kehta hay, Jiski Aankhon me mere sapne hay, Jiske Dukh sukh sare apne hain, Wo iss wqt sakoon se so raha ho ga, Us k khubsurat Honton pr ek Kiss krna aur kehna Apko koi Dil se yaad kr raha hay.

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v. Agr kkuda mjhe kahe tere pas 2 Ghentay hain apni zindgi apni marzi se G ley to ma 1 ghenta aapk 7 guzarta aur 2sra ghenta 1 aise insaan ki talash me guzarta jo Mere bad apka khayal rakhe.

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vi. “Aansu” Muskaan se zyada “Special” hote hain, Qk “Muskaan” to sab k liye hoti hay or “Ansu” sirf un k liye hote hain Jinhain hm khona nhi chahte.

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vii. 1 Dost aisa chahye jo hme apna maan sake, Hamare har dukh ko jan ske, Chal rahe hon hm agr Taiz barish me, Phir b pani me ansuo ko pehchaan sake.

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viii. “Achi Baatein” Har chor jane wala Be-wafa nahi hota, Har paas rehne wala apna nhi hota, Kisi Galt baat ka jawaab Galt mt do, Kio k Kabootar Kaway ki boli nhi bolta, Ksi ka Dil mat toro koi k Dil me khuda rehta hay, Ksi se itna Naraaz mat ho, K wo tumhein mnante manate huay khud ruth jaye.

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ix. Chose 1 alphabet (N) (M) (C) (D) ( R ) (S) (T) (H) ..and see wo ap se kiya kehna chahte hain jise aap bohat chahte ho? Ans: (N)-I love u. (T)- I have no time 4 u. (C)-u r my dream.(D)-khuda k lye mera pecha chor do.( R )-meri jan ab a jao na. Wah wah .(S)-u live in my heart. (M)-u r my life. (H)-azab….

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x. Chote log “paise” ki baat krte hain, Bare log “Time” ki baat krte hai, Khubsurat log baat hi nahin krte wo sirf “Sms” krte hain.

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xi. Chao pio ty khao anday, “Happy Sunday”, “Happy Sunday”. Sara hafta nahaye nahi, kapry v navy paye nahi, Naha dho k ban jo banday, “Happy Sunday”, “Happy Sunday”. Rang brangy kpray pao, Purane yaran nu mil k aao, Dukh wando changy mandy, “Happy Sunday”, “Happy Sunday”. Good Morning Have a nice Sunday…

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xii. Charghon se agr Dor ho jate Andhere, To “Chaand” ki chaht kisi ko na hoti, Kaat skta agr koi Akele ye “Zindgi”, To “Dost” nam ki koi cheez na hoti.

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xiii. Dosti me Khushi ap ke liye, Ghum mre liye, Zindgi ap k liye moot mere liye, Muskrana ap k liye Ansu mere liye Sab kuch ap k liye mgr apki dosti sirf aur sirf mere liye.

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xiv. Dosti k Andaaz ki Suarat ho tum, Kisi ki Zindgi ki Zarurat ho tum, Khubsurat Phool to bht hain Duniya me, Par Kisi k Liye Phool se Zyada khubsurat ho tum.

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xv. Dosti kar k Bewafai Karen Wo hum nhi, Apko Udaas kr k hasne wale hum nhi, Aap Hame Bhool jao iss bat me Dum nhi, QK Apni P

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