Latest Funny SMS

 

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Latest Funny SMS

 

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

 

 Funny SMS

 

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

 

 Latest Funny

 

Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai
“D_G”
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QK
.
Mere Msg
Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
>)(<
_//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
Na KRna….=D B|

 

Very latest sms
Son:mom,u lied to me:(
Mom:wen my son?:-/
Son: u said my younger br0ther is a small angel?:>
Mom:yes, he is:)

Son:so y he dint fly wen i threw him frm balcny?

Mom:Tera bera ghrak ho kamine kaha pheka use… 😀 :p

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Very very latest sms
um hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum, Tum hi mera Ringtone, Vibration bhi Tum, Tum mera Bsln,Airtel aur Tata Indicom, Tum ho mera Mms Tum hi Sms, Tum mera Dil ki Network Coverage!!B – See more at: http://sms.chattk.com/funny-sms/#sthash.qzSRMuMG.dpuf

 

 

 

 

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