1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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Challenge!
Check karo is me kia miskate
Hai.
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Shabaash:Mistake K Spelling
galat Hai..
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” ;P
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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
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Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai
“D_G”
.
QK
.
Mere Msg
Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
>)(<
_//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
Na KRna….=D B|
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“Boy Bus-Stop Per,
Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No
GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..’
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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
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