Latest Funny Urdu SMS Messages Collection 2020

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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11) 1 Sardar ko uska susar Jootay mar rha tha. Reason. Susar: Ma enu hasptalon sms kita Tusi payo ban gaye o . es harami ne apne sare yaara nu 4ward kr dita.

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12) 1 bandha bhagty hue aya or Pathan se bola: khan jaldi jao tmhare ghar me barish ka pani ghus gya hay, Pathan: Q jhoot bolta hay ghar ka chabi to hmare paas hay.

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13) 1 Admi Masjid k andar gya hath me Talwaar thi, Awaaz di ap logon me koi Muslaman hay, 1 Buzarg khara hoa bola ma hun, Wo admi buzarg ko bahir le gaya or us k Paon me Bakra zibah kia, Phir wo admi Masjid gya Talwaar se khoon beh raha tha bola aur koi Muslmaan hy 1 Admi ne awaaz di Molvi sab hay, Molvi guse em bola yeh chawal jhot bolta hai mjhko Kalma parhna b nahi aata.

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14) 1 Bacha bus me Driver seat se Pichli seat par safar kertay huway ye keh raha tha, Agr meri maan bakri hoti or mera baap bakra to ma lela hota, Agr mere bap Murgha hota or Mri maan Murgi to ma Choza hota . Driver ukta kr bola agr teri maan kanjri hoti or tera bap kanjar to tu kya hota, Bacha : To ma Driver hota.

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15) 1 Chuhaa sharab k Drum me Gira or Nikal k must ho k soi hui Billi k mooh pe Dom maar k bola, Utth Kanjriye…. Pola Badmash tera mujra wekhan aya ay uth.

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16) 1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah se ro ro kar Aulad k lye Dua mangta raha. 1 din Pthan k pass Farishta aya or Bola.Khan tujhy Allah ka wasta hay phly shadi to kr ly.s

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17) 1 Hathi romentic Mood me ek Chunti ko cherta hay, Chunti ghusse me Hatni k pas ja k kehti hay, Apne awara shohar ko smjha lo, Wrna mard hmare ghar me b hain.

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18) 1 Charsi ne doston ki Dawat ka program banaya aur apne Ghar se Rat ko Bakra Chori kiya aur Khoob Dawat ki.. Subha jab Ghar Pohancha to bakra Ghar me khara tha….. BV se pucha: Bakra kahan se aaya. BV Boli: Bakre ki goli maro Rat se Kutta Gayab hay.

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19) 1 Lahori Larki Janat me gia to Farishton se boli Mei Shadi kisi Molivi naal hi Karayo, Daristha: Sabr kr le Bibi Pehle Kisi Molvi nu Janat me aan te de.

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20) 1 bandria ne apne bap se kaha k me shadi krna chahti hun bap bola beti sabr kro jis se tmari shadi krna chahta hun wo abi msg pr rha hai jb wo msg prh kr muskaray ga to samjo rishta pka………

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Funny SMS in urdu 2020

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?” ;P

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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

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Naz Krne ka Tujhe haq hai

“D_G”
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QK
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Mere Msg
Muqaddar walon ko mila krtay hai
(-.-)
>)(<
_//_Ab thanks Keh Kr Shrminda
Na KRna….=D B|

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“Boy Bus-Stop Per,
Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..’

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Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

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