New Funny SMS Jokes 2013 Collection

New Funny SMS Jokes 2013 Collection

<<<1 choti bachi dukandar sy>>>

 1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari

ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay?

Dukandar: Mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay

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<<<Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus aaye ho>>>

 

Maalik:  Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus
aaye ho, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.Naukar: Janab ghalti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hain. OooPPSSS

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<<<Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi>>>

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi

Ose dekh kar dulha bhi Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,

o te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

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<<<Santa SMS 2013 >>>

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

(funny sms jokes 2013)

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